Bump This, MFer.

From The iPhone Blog:

Apple (via Macworld) has announced the winner of their 1 Billion App contest:

Connor Mulcahey, 13, from Weston, Connecticut who’s winning app was contact-swapper Bump.

This. Is. Complete. Horseshit.

The sick part is that I knew this would wind up in the hands of some undeserving 13 year-old who, while hopped up on ADHD medication, probably downloaded 25 free apps a day. I could make the case that at 13, he doesn't deserve the iPhone as it is.

And do we all know what the winning-fucking-app Bump is for?

Here's a video review.

How many of his little, jittery friends could even have an iPhone for him to "bump" contacts with?

I could give a shit less about the gift card, really I could. But an iPod touch, a Time Capsule, and a loaded Macbook Pro? C'mon. The median household income in Weston is $185,000/year. This fucker didn't need and/or deserve that prize.

FML.


More soon. Or not.

JS