23 November 2010

Death of a Racehorse

W.C. Heinz

Every now and again, Deadspin's Tommy Craggs excerpts "a handful of stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime." This is a great thing, for a bunch of reasons, but mostly because sports writing is severely undervalued and can always use a good shot in the arm.

I was recently going through some and found a piece, a real short one, "Death of a Racehorse," by W.C. Heinz, from a 1949 edition of the New York Sun. DOAR is so moving, so well-written, and so powerful that I couldn't not share it.

Again, this is me re-posting the contents of a Deadspin post, which you can find here, which is a re-posting of a W.C. Heinz piece from 1949, which was later anthologized in What A Time It Was. (I just want to be quite clear that I did not write what I'm about to post, nor did I originally think of re-posting it. The Internet can be funny about these things).

All e-galese aside, here it is, "Death of a Racehorse," by W.C. Heinz:

They were going to the post for the sixth race at Jamaica, two year olds, some making their first starts, to go five and a half furlongs for a purse of four thousand dollars. They were moving slowly down the backstretch toward the gate, some of them cantering, others walking, and in the press box they had stopped their working or their kidding to watch, most of them interested in one horse.

"Air Lift," Jim Roach said. "Full brother of Assault."

Assault, who won the triple crown ... making this one too, by Bold Venture, himself a Derby winner, out of Igual, herself by the great Equipoise ... Great names in the breeding line ... and now the little guy making his first start, perhaps the start of another great career.

They were off well, although Air Lift was fifth. They were moving toward the first turn, and now Air Lift was fourth. They were going into the turn, and now Air Lift was starting to go, third perhaps, when suddenly he slowed, a horse stopping, and below in the stands you could hear a sudden cry, as the rest left him, still trying to run but limping, his jockey — Dave Gorman — half falling, half sliding off.

"He broke a leg!" somebody, holding binoculars to his eyes, shouted in the press box. "He broke a leg!"

Down below they were roaring for the rest, coming down the stretch now, but in the infield men were running toward the turn, running toward the colt and the boy standing beside him, alone. There was a station wagon moving around the track toward them, and then, in a moment, the big green van that they call the horse ambulance.

"Gorman was crying like a baby," one of them, coming out of the jockey room, said. "He said he must have stepped in a hole, but you should have seen him crying."

"It's his left front ankle," Dr. J.G. Catlett, the veterinarian, was saying. "It's a compound fracture; and I'm waiting for confirmation from Mr. Hirsch to destroy him."

He was standing outside one of the stables beyond the backstretch, and he had just put in a call to Kentucky where Max Hirsch, the trainer, and Robert Kleber, the owner, are attending the yearling sales.

"When will you do it?" one of them said.

"Right as soon as I can," the doctor said. "As soon as I get confirmation. If it was an ordinary horse I'd done it right there."

He walked across the road and around another barn to where they had the horse. The horse was still in the van, about twenty stable hands in dungarees and sweat-stained shirts, bare-headed or wearing old caps, standing around quietly and watching with Dr. M.A. Gilman, the assistant veterinarian.

"We might as well get him out of the van," Catlett said, "before we give him the novocaine. It'll be a little better out in the air."

The boy in the van with the colt led him out then, the colt limping, tossing his head a little, the blood running down and covering his left foreleg. When they saw him, standing there outside the van now, the boy holding him, they started talking softly.

"Full brother of Assault." ... "It don't make no difference now. He's done." ... "But damn, what a grand little horse." ... "Aint he a horse?"

"It's a funny thing," Catlett said. "All the cripples that go out, they never break a leg. It always happens to a good-legged horse."

A man, gray-haired and rather stout, wearing brown slacks and a blue shirt, walked up.

"Then I better not send for the wagon yet?" the man said.

"No," Catlett said. "Of course, you might just as well. Max Hirsch may say no, but I doubt it."

"I don't know," the man said.

"There'd be time in the morning," Catlett said.

"But in this hot weather—" the man said.

They had sponged off the colt, after they had given him the shot to deaden the pain, and now he stood, feeding quietly from some hay they had placed at his feet. In the distance you could hear the roar of the crowd in the grandstand, but beyond it and above it you could hear thunder and see the occasional flash of lightning.

When Catlett came back the next time he was hurrying, nodding his head and waving his hands. Now the thunder was louder, the flashes of lightning brighter, and now rain was starting to fall.

"All right," he said, shouting to Gilman. "Max Hirsch talked to Mr. Kleberg. We've got the confirmation."

They moved the curious back, the rain falling faster now, and they moved the colt over close to a pile of loose bricks. Gilman had the halter and Catlett had the gun, shaped like a bell with the handle at the top. This bell he placed, the crowd silent, on the colt's forehead, just between the eyes. The colt stood still and then Catlett, with the hammer in his other hand, struck the handle of the bell. There was a short, sharp sound and the colt toppled onto his left side, his eyes staring, his legs straight out, the free legs quivering.

"Aw ——" someone said.

That was all they said. They worked quickly, the two vets removing the broken bones as evidence for the insurance company, the crowd silently watching. Then the heavens opened, the rain pouring down, the lightning flashing, and they rushed for the cover of the stables, leaving alone on his side near the pile of bricks, the rain running off his hide, dead an hour and a quarter after his first start, Air Lift, son of Bold Venture, full brother of Assault.


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Enjoy Thanksgiving, everyone.
JS

18 November 2010

Highly Complimentary


Surely, at this midway point in November, seasonal affective disorder already beginning to churn, shops filled with cheap Christmas decorations, people angrily dismissing those who say Happy Holidays, the same old tunes coming from the radio, the same holiday arguments beginning to take shape, weekends filled, cheap electronics getting cheaper, surely, you could use some shit to read, right?

-This is the final essay in David Foster Wallace's Consider the Lobster (which for some reason is NOT included in the iBooks version), a stirring piece about John Ziegler, conservative talk radio host, and while it was published in '05, it could not be more applicable at this late date.

-This is an op-ed piece by Warren Buffet, and I think John Gruber's description of it pretty much sums it up:

Warren Buffett, well-known foe of capitalism, thanks the U.S. government for its efforts to prevent an economic collapse two years ago.

-Here is a Safari extension called "Facebook Neue," for all those who agree that Facebook.com is one unwieldy, ugly mutha.

-Yeah, we've all heard about the TSA scanners, and the naked pictures, and the junk groping, but the reality is that these scanners could be dangerous to our health, and haven't been proven to actually make anybody safer. So why are they still being instituted, even fought for? Lobbyists, anyone?

-Alexia Tsotsis writes about something I've been saying for a while now: the phone call is dead.

-This is a gigantic piece from The New Yorker on Nick Denton, the head of Gawker Media. Worth your time if you're at all interested in the future of journalism.

-David Pogue's review of the Samsung Galaxy Tab seems to be the most fair of them all.

-Everyone heard about Caitlin Burke, right? The woman who solved a Wheel of Fortune puzzle with only one letter showing on the board? I, like many (most likely), thought she guessed/got lucky/took a shot in the dark. Turns out that's not the case.

-Do you like true crime stories? Are you somebody (I am) who thinks that most of the chatter about cyber crimes and identity theft  is born out out of people not keeping their identities secure? Read this piece. It'll change your mind.

-Mikey "Eyedea" Larsen passed away on 10/16/10. I hadn't been listening to his stuff much recently, but when I was, boy, did it blow me away. I was fortunate enough to see him live once, and his manic energy is something I will never forget. This is a review of the benefit show that took place in his honor.

-Amy Hempel, one of my favorite writers, and probably one of the greatest living American short story writers, did a rare extensive interview with the Paris Review in '03. Here it is.

-For those apt to swoon at the mention of JD Salinger's name, here is the story of one your (our) brethren attempting to track down a copy of the rare short story "A Girl I Knew."

-This is the Rolling Stone review of Kanye West's forthcoming My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Spoiler: it is highly complimentary. Double spoiler: it makes me giggle.

-When the iPad was first released, it was said that the iPhone was actually born out of the effort to perfect the iPad, which is interesting because one would think it would have been the other way around. Regardless, there is a long history of Apple attempting to bring tablet computing to the mainstream, and this is a really interesting piece that attempts to document that process.

-Bart Scott, a linebacker for the New York Jets, talks a whole bunch of smack every Sunday. But don't let that get in the way of realizing that this is a guy who truly cares about his hometown and the people who live there.

-The iPad gets knocked every so often for being a toy, a superfluous consumption device for those with disposable income. Just don't tell that to the children in this story.

And as always, let's finish with a video:


Roy's Jeans - Video by Self Edge from Self Edge on Vimeo.


More soon,
JS