31 March 2009

When I'm In A New York State Of Mind

There were a couple of nice, successful occurrences today:

-First, I got back from my (now) normal two-mile bike ride and I just wasn't tired. Didn't feel like I'd pushed myself. So I said: fuck it, do another, bitch.

And I did.

-Came back and helped Danielle get dinner ready. Tonight was the turkey burger experiment. Here's a 'before' pic:


I figured cooking it as flat as possible would be the best plan--increased surface-to-mass ratio means heat into the meat quicker, which means more juice stays inside. And they turned out okay. It's not a hamburger. But it's something pretty tasty that comes close to the hamburger experience (especially with some pickled onions on it) and is certainly much healthier.

I forgot--I took this picture last night and it's too nice not to share:


That's butternut squash gnocchi with brown butter and sage and a nice side salad. Very filling meal.

-Finally, put on the Genius feature on iTunes to provide the soundtrack for dinner clean-up and some general apartment maintenence. Genius nailed it. Here's the first twenty:


I was shocked--that's a perfect mix of east/south/mid/west as well as classics and nerd shit.

Time to go enjoy it.


JS

So Who's In Charge In Here?

Big Day Out '01 is one of the more controversial performances of At The Drive-In's career. Luckily, video exists of most of the abbreviated set. Here's Arcarsenal first:



Why?

Because.


More soon.

JS

Moby Dick 2: The Fail Whale

Just saw this article on cnn.com:

Is Twitter's Breakneck Growth Causing A Backlash?

Basically it talks about how much Twitter has grown recently, and how the original crowd of users are "annoyed" by the new users who take the "what are you doing?" question too literally. One user even blames Shaq.

I think if you're getting your panties in a bunch because too many people use Twitter and are causing too many "fail whale" sightings, then you're using Twitter too much and need to get a real life. I love Twitter and post on it an average of four or five times a day, and check it even more frequently, but let's get real. It's a social networking site. The crowds of people using it are kind of, uh, integral to the process.

Then again, there are some freaks out there who do things like this:



A Fail Whale tattoo? Really? Check out this gem (on how some users aren't bothered by the increase in the frequency of site overloads):

Bill and other fail-whale followers aren't bothered, though.

The 36-year-old San Franciscan has organized parties in honor of the whale. The most recent, held in California in February, was attended by more than 300 people, including Yiying Lu, the artist in Australia who created the image.

Bill says the whale represents a contrarian philosophy.

"It's sort of an adorable whale but also this thing that represents the Herculean tasks that we sometimes go about from day to day," he said.

"We're all trying to do a lot of things that seem pretty impossible," Bill said. "It's nice to identify something positive with those failures."


Yikes.

Then again, I'm most likely going to add him to my follow list. Shit.


More soon.

JS

30 March 2009

Drink Up, Baby

Morning, folks.

Quick couple of updates:

-First, my boy Matt passed this along, a truly great find for any iPhone user:



To sum it up, that's a video on how to use iTunes to make an iPhone ringtone out of any song in your iTunes library. For free. Actually, there are some limitations, but who cares. It works. I've tried it out on a few different tracks, and while it isn't quite as easy as the actual iTunes-sponsored program, it's f-r-e-e. And I'd trade a little bit of work for free shit any day.

If you don't feel like watching the video, here's the list I made for my desktop until I just remember it:

-Set import settings to AAC
-Select Song
-Right click--get info
-Options--set start/stop for ringtone length
-Advanced--create AAC version
-Uncheck original track start/stop
-Drag new track to desktop
-Change ext. to m4r
-Delete first AAC track
-Drag m4r track into iTunes

I should point out that's the instructions for iTunes for Mac users--it's slightly different for you PC people.

-Second, I've been listening to Elliott Smith all morning, and this came up in my mix (which is called Inject My Ex-Wife: The Best of Elliott Smith):



That's a quality cover of a quality song.


More soon.

JS

29 March 2009

Little Earthquakes



We deviated from the norm this Sunday--the rain and the fog and the fact that I only got four hours of sleep Friday night prevented me from moving this morning--so I'm doing this later than expected. But for some reason, it feels--fine! Deviating from a known pattern is scary for a control freak, so consider this a breakthrough. And now for Issue #2 of The Sunday Review.

-I'm a fan of blogs. I go through a monthly debate where I decide on how to sort them in my bookmarks--all blogs, no matter what the subject matter, in one folder--or sorted into the corresponding folder that they belong in. I discovered a new blog that I can tell I'm really going to like. Off The Broiler focuses on food and technology--what's not to like? It's written by Jason Perlow and I found it by accident--googled "baked sweet potato fries" because my two past attempts ended first in crunchy, burnt matchsticks, and then soggy, limp slightly fatter matchsticks. I am by no means exclaiming to have "found" this blog, it's already been well-covered, but it looks pretty damn interesting despite the fact that Mr. Perlow doesn't seem to be a big fan of Apple.

-Every New York Rangers fan, probably even every NHL fan, has an opinion on Sean Avery. I think he's a great asset to the team--you can't argue with their win/loss record with him on the squad rather than when he's not--and while I understand why he wasn't re-signed (too much money), I'm glad he's back. I think he's 100% right that the NHL needs to move away from the old traditions that has basically relugated it to 3rd Tier status in the American sports landscape. They aren't working. Avery playing the love-to-hate-him villain, Ovie and his stick-on-fire celebrations, shit like that, it gets media coverage, which gets people interested in watching games, which means advertising dollars. It's common-sense. Respect, honor, and sportsmanship don't televise well, sorry.

The fact that the Avery article I'm recommending is in the Style section of today's NY Times shouldn't strike you as odd. Avery is a known fashionista, and as the article points out, a pretty damn knowledgable one. This quote is priceless though, and I'm sure some cunning smack-talker on another team will have a field day with it:

In the first period of the New York Rangers game Tuesday, Sean Avery, a left wing, repeatedly punched an opponent in the skull. An hour later, Mr. Avery stood in a locker room at Madison Square Garden discussing men’s fashion.

“I admire well-dressed men no matter where they are — a guy in a police uniform that has it pulled together nicely or a doctor in his scrubs,” he said, a nasty scratch bleeding on his chin. “I like that identity of having a presence. I think that’s what it is. It states your presence.”


I can just hear Darcy Tucker now:

Hey, Sean! Check out that security guard over in section 6! What a hottie! He's got presence, eh?

-There's a quick little Q&A in the NY Times Magazine with Donald Trump, a man who I admittedly know little about. But I thought he contradicted himself in two separate answers, and the contradiction really got to the heart of many economic discussions I've found myself in before. When asked if he thought "showy materialism" had become passe (what a NY Times question, seriously), he said:

Great apartments and homes and things of extreme luxury will never be out of fashion. That’s what people aspire to. It’s a good thing, because it makes people work in order to attain that lifestyle.

Fine. I don't really buy that kind of rationale, but I'll accept it for the moment. Two questions later, he is asked if he thinks anyone can be a champion (on The Apprentice). He responds:

They say all men are created equal. It’s not true. Some people are born very smart, some people are born not so smart.

Well Donny, wouldn't that mean that it's virtually impossible for some people, no matter how hard they work, to attain a lifestyle of extreme luxury? And doesn't that basically run against the core virtues of capitalism? And doesn't it also mean that the books you peddle to people about how to get rich and wealthy and powerful and happy (oh wait, that last one is never in the books), are basically worthless, considering that most of the people who read them won't be able to be successful anyway?

I'll stop here because I refuse to be angry on a Sunday.

-Crazy, crazy article about Libertarians and their conspiracy theories about the IRS and income taxes, also from The Magazine. These are the Ron Paul-ites, and honestly, I was a bit scared. According to them, the income tax is anything from "unconstitutional" to "grossly misapplied." Peter Hendrickson, the wackjob the article centers around, says that, "the incomes of most Americans aren't legally subject to state or federal income tax."

My view on this may be off-base since I don't make all that much money, but honestly, I think paying taxes is patriotic. I'm happy to give some of my money to the government, knowing that it's paying for police officers and fire fighters and hospitals and schools when, as far as I can tell, those are all, uh, services I plan on using at various points in my life. Maybe I'm wrong though.

-I've been feeling really stuck when it comes to the short story I'm working on. It's one of the longest ones I've ever written, and the 2nd draft feels like a sea of words that I am lost in the middle of. I read a couple of crappy books in a row, and so I decided to take a break from reading altogether, and that didn't work either. I didn't want to start reading something new, so I decided to take out some comfort food--something I knew would be good and would hold me in its grasp with little effort on my part.

So I went and picked up Amy.

The Collected Stories of Amy Hempel is a book you should read. It's amazing and will break your heart and you will want to talk to people about it and lend it to friends and family. This is the NY Times review of it, which is called Little Earthquakes, which I just fucking love. You won't regret picking this up, I promise.


-That's a collection of read newspapers, torn-out recipes that don't seem delicious or economically feasible anymore, and ads for various aspects of a wedding. Danielle and I cleaned out a bookcase and our recipe folder and it was quite the delicious pile of paper. Oddly enough, Bukowski did not take advantage of it.

-We're not cooking anything too crazy this week, although Saturday night we'll be making fish tacos, which should be fun. And we're going to try and make turkey burgers, although I am highly skeptical. Ground turkey, no matter what the fuck you put in it, is not and will never taste like juicy ground chuck. And I refuse to make a turkey burger-loaf. Burger patties are held together by the shaping you do with your hands--physics. They don't have eggs in them. But I'll give them a shot.


I just realized it's 6 o'clock. Time to go enjoy the rest of this Sunday. Here's one last picture I took--of our fridge, no less:


Coming soon: my thoughts on some movies I watched over the weekend, including Milk, and a couple of iPhone apps you should get because they're basically the best shit ever.


More soon, kids.

JS

28 March 2009

Lebron James, A Busted-up Hooker, and the ShamWow: Breakfast of Champions

The cat woke me up by knocking the DVD player off the top of the television.

Two things worth checking out:

-Apparently, the ShamWow guy beat up a hooker. As if this wasn't inevitable?

And he's got a real name too--Vince Shlomi.

Check the article, it's pretty hysterical. A juicy morsel:

According to police reports located by TheSmokingGun.com, on February 7th, Shlomi, 44, punched a prostitute several times in the face after she chomped down on his tongue and refused to let go.

Note to Mr. Shlomi--never let a hooker hold your tongue with her teeth. It almost always ends poorly.

And kudos to the Daily News for keeping it classy by putting the ShamWow ad at the top of the article. And for including this tidbit:

No word on whether a ShamWow was used to clean the blood off the carpet.

-Here's the video that's making 60 Minutes relevant again (or at least for this week):



I might actually start watching the Knicks if they can sign him. Which makes me a total flag-waver, I know. And basically violates like six or seven of my sports enthusiast rules, but give me a break.

It's King James, man.

I'd drop 100K saying he can't do that twice in a row.


Be good, kids.

JS

27 March 2009

Not Sure How To Feel About This

Just saw this on iLounge, via AppleInsider:

In the latest move aimed at helping Apple clear inventory of iPhone 3Gs ahead of new models anticipated this spring, AT&T retail stores are now offering some customers early upgrades to the Apple handset at subsidized pricing.

14 months seems to be the new upgrade point, not 24, although the article says that even that's not written in stone, so a longtime customer might be able to wiggle out even sooner.

Being that I JUST bought out of my contract with Big Red to get the 3G, this kind of pisses me off. Luckily, Danielle's contract is up in June, so maybe it will be just in time to test out the new iPhone, while I think up a sob story to get them to let me upgrade, if the new phone is that much better.

But from the details that have been floating around, it doesn't seem that much better.

Rain's coming again. Good thing I got my 2 mile bike ride in when I got home from work.


More soon,

JS



Eating Whole

Took a great picture of last night's dinner (a little blurry on the right, I know) and I felt like everyone should enjoy:



That's spicy Thai chicken sausage over white rice with Thai cilantro pesto and what I like to call Thai Salsa, which is curry, tomato, red onion, garlic, jalapeno, cilantro, lime juice, salt, pepper, and a couple of spoonfuls of the pesto.

It's a very refreshing meal, and I know Danielle was pretty proud of it, so I figured I'd give her the spotlight for once.

I've got to check out some iPhone photo apps. Shout me ideas if you know any good ones.


More coming soon,

JS

26 March 2009

And These Are Professionals

This article, posted today on the New York Daily News website, is a great example of where journalism is going.

Or maybe just New York journalism, I don't know.

Here's a snippet:

President Obama wants to grow the economy — not marijuana.

Obama was drawn into the debate over legalizing pot yesterday after the cannabis crowd inundated the first-ever, Internet-based presidential Town Hall meeting with questions about the burning issue.

"The answer is no, I don't think that is a good strategy to grow our economy," Obama said with a laugh when asked if he would legalize the wacky terbacky.

If I hadn't told you that this was actually printed by a major metropolitan newspaper, there's no way you would believe it.


Not having a great day,

JS

25 March 2009

The Latest Gotcha Game: How To Define Treason, or, Who Wants To Be A Treason-aire?

First, let's start at the beginning:

I got a request here from a major American print publication. "Dear Rush: For the Obama [Immaculate] Inauguration we are asking a handful of very prominent politicians, statesmen, scholars, businessmen, commentators, and economists to write 400 words on their hope for the Obama presidency. We would love to include you."...I've been listening to Barack Obama for a year-and-a-half. I know what his politics are. I know what his plans are, as he has stated them. I don't want them to succeed...So I'm thinking of replying to the guy, "Okay, I'll send you a response, but I don't need 400 words, I need four: I hope he fails."...I don't care what the Drive-By story is. I would be honored if the Drive-By Media headlined me all day long: "Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails." Somebody's gotta say it.

For those of you living in a cave, Rush Limbaugh spoke those words on his radio show on January 16th, 2009, a Friday. I've never been one to take any of these talking heads seriously--from either side of the aisle-chosis. What people forget is that any of these windbags (Limbaugh, Maher, Coulter, Malkin, et al) only registers about 3 million followers at a time, and that's the higher end. In a country of 300,000,000 plus, we're basically talking about a stream of spit in the ocean.

The danger, of course, is when the mainstream media latches onto their content and takes it for a ride--a dangerous reporting occurrence that seems to happen all too frequently. And that's precisely what has happened--a clever move by Limbaugh, no doubt. The "it" question of the moment has now become:

Do you, or do you not, want him to fail?

Now, I've thought long and hard about this. I try and be as truthful with myself as possible, because you can't be anything to anyone until you can do it in a mirror. At the height of my anti-Bush sentiment, I don't ever remember thinking, "I want him to fail as President." I remember being angered by his policies. I remember being angered by his actions. But I can't think of a time where I wanted him to fail, because all bullshit aside, he was still the leader of our country.

His failure would have been our failure.

The neo's would respond to this by saying, "Well, you may have had that approach, but not everyone did. Plenty of people wanted him to fail." This may very well be true. But from a political group that wraps itself in the flag so often while sounding the call for patriotism--which has always seemed like telling people about your charitable works--it seems so hypocritical and dangerous to call for President Obama's failure.

Bobby Jindal is the reason why I bring this all up. This was a story posted earlier today on CNN's Political Ticker:


While his actual words are far less severe than the headline would have you believe, what I found more interesting was this nugget:

Jindal described the premise of the question--"Do you want the president to fail?"--as the "latest gotcha game" being perpetrated by Democrats against Republicans.
"Make no mistake: Anything other than an immediate and compliant, 'Why no sir, I don't want the president to fail,' is treated as some sort of act of treason, civil disobedience or political obstructionism," Jindal said at a political fundraise attended by 1,200 people. "This is political correctness run amok."

Really? It's funny, because I seem to remember this same type of "gotcha game" being played by Republicans with anyone who dared stand up against The Iraq War, No Child Left Behind, The U.S.A. P.A.T.R.I.O.T Act, Guantanamo Bay, and a host of other failed Bush Administration policies.

What I also know is that it's Republican-style policies regarding finances and big business--and NOT President Bush's expenditures--that got us into the financial crisis that President Obama is currently trying to bail us out of.

So you know what, maybe Bobby Jindal is right.

I mean, after all, why shouldn't we trust a governor who turned down $98,000,000 in federal stimulus money to expand unemployment benefits, his rationale being that it would force an unfair tax on businesses when the funding ran out?

We should definitely ignore the fact that the move was obviously made with the debates he will be having in 3 years in mind, during which he will attack President's Obama's spending, and he won't be open to the retort of, "Well, Bobby, you sure didn't have a problem accepting the money then, did you?"

Why should people who need unemployment benefits during the worst financial crisis since The Great Depression be held in higher regard than political aspirations?

Republicans have a long, storied history of ignoring the poor--why stop now?

I know--what we should do is consolidate all of the wealth in the hands of a few select men, and wait for it to trickle down to the rest of us.

Because that worked so well.

It was a sad day in this country when it became apparent that partisan politics ruled the land. But with this talk of failure, and wishing it upon the President, or his policies, or his idelogy, or whatever, I can only envision darker times ahead. Vince Lombardi once said:

Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence.

I can only hope that those who wish failure upon the President of the United States of America out of one side of their mouth, while singing their empty songs of patriotism out of the other, heed those words.


JS

I Just Twoted All Over The Place

Just saw this on crackberry.com--Yes, I still check Crackberry.

I've got to keep, uh, Danielle in the loop. Yup.

Anyway, for all the people on Twitter, this one's for you:




Hysterical.

"Dammit, Derrick! You are a young, hip, tech-savy twenty-something and I will not let you turn into my father. C'mon!"


JS

Deal Alert

Real quick update for the technofiends. Saw it on the Giz.

This is today's Woot item:




That's a Sony Bravia 32" LCD HDTV (720p) for $480 and $5 shipping.

Woot says it's new and Woot is pretty trustworthy, so if you're in the market, I say take a run at it. Specs are on the left hand side, just keep scrolling.

Anyone who takes the plunge, please let me know how it turns out.

More Soon,

JS

24 March 2009

How To Buy Yourself Another Day

Nothing special to say--just wanted to check in one last time before reading and going to bed.  Still working on The Soul of a Chef, which doesn't want to seem to end.

Made a nice dinner tonight.  Some chicken tacos, nothing special.  Took a picture of the salsa:



That's tomato, scallions, garlic, jalapeno, lime juice, salt, pepper, and some of those pickled onions I posted about on Sunday.  They are delicious.  We put them on some red snapper yesterday and that was awesome too.  I've already got some ideas about what to do with that pickling liquid next--carrots, garlic, pepper slices and basil, which I'm really excited about.  Danielle said the tacos were exactly how she imagined they would be as she drove home from work after working 8 to 8 and having a meeting after.

I guess I bought myself another day.

In other news, the Rangers won a grinder of a game against the Wild tonight, A.J. Burnett looked smokin' good in Spring Training, and the Broncos head coach said that Jay Cutler is their quarterback--but they're exploring every option, which is NFL-speak for, "We're just waiting for all the suitors to put their deals on the table before we decide on the best one." It's going to be awesome when Mangenius winds up helping the Jets get Cutler.  Here's how it will work:

Denver will send Cutler to the Jets.
Cleveland will send Brady Quinn to Denver.
The Jets will send draft picks to Cleveland.

Check out these Daft Punk-inspired Bluetooth headphones from Nokia.  Pretty fucking sweet.

And now I have to go stop Danielle from antagonizing Bukowski (our poor cat) before somebody winds up sleeping in the bathroom tonight, although at this point, I'm not sure who.


More soon,

JS

The Bible-Black Predawn: Why You Can Actually Touch Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

Every now and then, I'm going to do something close to a music review. One, I feel like this is a skill I should have since I love music, can talk well about music, and have a good amount of musical knowledge, and two, it's a good way to inform ya'll about my favorites, which in my opinion, is one of the main tenets of the blog format. Here goes.



Wilco-Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Nonesuch Records (2002)


Until a year ago, the only people I knew who liked Wilco were guys who bought their blazers at the Salvation Army, wore them with jeans, and were always reading a Philosophy text, the author of which only had a last name. As you can imagine, this wasn't the best introduction to a band.

Then one day, I was scrolling through the Cablevision guide, looking for something to watch on one of the HD channels (I had just gotten a 42" plasma, so watching normal programming seemed like a waste). Mojo had something on called, "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart," and me being the emo-bitch that I am immediately thought, "Sounds--intriguing."

Turns out "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart," a documentary made by Sam Jones (the title is taken from the first track on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot), was pretty damn good. It captured the crazy dynamic of the band while undergoing the process of creating Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. And I use "undergoing" specifically because their is a fair amount of controversy surrounding the making of the album. Since it's been well discussed, I'll glaze over it fairly quickly:

-Yankee Hotel Foxtrot was completed in 2001 and Reprise Records refused to release it. They wanted a crossover album, and they didn't feel that YHF was it. Ironically, the album went gold and remains Wilco's most successful release.
-Wilco made a deal to acquire the rights to the album in exchange for a contract release. They promptly began giving it away for free on their website.
-Nonesuch Records signed Wilco and officially released the album in 2002.
-Early in the recording process (also the first day of filming for Sam Jones), Wilco's drummer Ken Coomer was fired and replaced by Glenn Kotche, a decision made by Wilco's front man Jeff Tweedy.
-Jay Bennett, guitars and keyboards, wanted to engineer and mix the album. Conflict arose here between Bennett and Tweedy, and Tweedy had Jim O'Rourke mix the track "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart," and the band was impressed with the results. O'Rourke would eventually mix the whole album, and after the completion of YHF, Bennett was fired by Tweedy.

Knowing all of this, it is easy to see where the emotional texture of the album comes from, as you can almost touch it as it comes out of the speakers. Each track has it's own feel, but they dip and blend together. From the opening lines of "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart," Tweedy's hit-of-water-to-cover-that-last-cigarette voice is perfect, singing, "I am an American aquarium drinker/I assassin down the avenue/I'm hiding out in the big city blinking/What was I thinking when I let go of you." The track continues on, and eventually we get to the gem:

I want to hold you in the Bible-black predawn

This is a line that no matter how many times I hear it, still grabs me. And it's what happens in most of the songs on YHF--one line becomes the nucleus of the rest of the track. In "Kamera," it's the way Tweedy sings "To my eye" throughout the song. In "Radio Cure," the drawn out slur of "Cheer up/Honey I hope you can" is haunting and effective and plays off the desperation of the chorus. In "Ashes of American Flags," it's the chorus, "All my lies are always wishes," and in a song that starts off with, "The cash machine is blue and green/For a hundred in twenties and a small service fee/I could spend three dollars and sixty three cents/On diet coca-cola and unlit cigarettes," you believe him.

What I like most about YHF are the transitions between songs--a source of the strain between Tweedy and Bennett. The bodies of the tracks are the alternative-country mix that Wilco is known for, whereas the beginnings and the ends splinter off into noise control, mechanical whines, static, and even military-code recordings the album's name is taken from. It gives the feeling of turning a radio dial and finding the jewels between the static, like you're plucking something from another place out of the airwaves.

Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is not a perfect album. At time, the drums seems to do nothing more than play the role of metronome. The star of the show is obviously Tweedy's lyrics and the noise experimentation, experimentation that would grow on the band's next full length A Ghost Is Born. But the vibe of the album, the intangible feel of it, is what makes it great, and it seems to lay some credence to the idea that one must suffer for art, as the members of Wilco surely did.

There's a verse in the last track of the album, "Reservations," (on which the nucleus theory is alive and well--tell me the way Tweedy sings, "But not about you," isn't gut-wrenching) that always makes me think, even after the album has come to a close. It might be normal tongue-twister fodder, but in the moment it always seems like more. Tweedy sings:

I know this isn't what you were wanting me to say/How can I get closer and be further away/When the truth proves it's beautiful to lie

Here, Tweedy could have been referring to anything, but knowing the back story of Yankee Hotel Foxtrot makes it hard to ignore. The music business is ripe with hypocrisy, and with sales falling off year after year, it becomes even more important to turn a profit, rather than focus on artistic integrity. The irony that lies in the success of Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, after being dumped unceremoniously because it wouldn't be successful, makes you wonder if maybe it is better to take risks, to play that game of calling freedom of expression one thing, while hoping to have won the cool/anti-cool tug of war that sometimes generates profits.

The truth may prove that it's beautiful to lie, but in the end, it produced Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, a damn fine album, one that deserves to hang around in our collective conscience for quite some time.


More Soon,

JS

23 March 2009

How You Doing In Your Meat Bracket?

Paul Lukas is one of my favorite writers on ESPN's Page 2. If you're a sports fan and you don't check his Uni Watch column, you're missing something special, honestly. Sometimes he strays from his norm--obsessive-compulsive reports and findings on sports uniforms--and even then, he rarely misses the mark. His most recent:

Bracket Mania: Meat Is Very Good

I've got to admit--March Madness doesn't really do it for me. I'll watch later in the tourney as the storylines become a bit more solidified, but right now I've got enough sports (Rangers/Yankess Spring Training/Offseason Football signings) to worry about. One thing I do like is meat. And this column is up there with the Bacon Explosion in terms of meat-uniqueness.

Don't read it if you're hungry though.

Or if you haven't bought the "BBQ Pro" app yet. Damn.

Also, be sure to check Lukas's non-ESPNified blog Uni Watch.


More Soon,

JS

It's Coming

Cutler to Jets is going to happen. No matter where you are in the world, when it does, you will hear me screaming with joy. I promise.

Gary Myers in the Daily News had this to say:

"Multiple sources told the Daily News Sunday at the opening of the NFL meetings that Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum contacted the Broncos to let them know the Jets are very interested in trading for Cutler. But the Jets have yet to make a trade offer, and the Broncos have not said what they want, because Denver has not determined the Cutler situation is beyond repair.

But this much is clear: The Jets are definitely in the Cutler Derby.”

This makes me hot. Seriously.

Read the full article here.


More soon,

JS

This Turned Into An Ode To Sneakers

Monday morning and the Sugar-Free Red Bull has me feeling just fine. I should have worn Tims this morning--it was 27° when I left--but I just packed them away when Danielle and I cleaned out the closet yesterday.


Made room for these in the kicks collection:






It's been so long since I had non-casual sneakers, I forgot about the comfort and stability kicks can provide. On sale at Foot Locker for $80 (although they're on Eastbay for $70 in limited sizes), so they were a good deal. Going to pick up the sensor for the Nike+ system this week, pretty psyched about that too.

Spring is coming, which means new kicks can come out. Still waiting to break these out of the box:

Nike Air Force 1 SoCal Edition

Nike outlet at Woodbury Commons never dissapoints.

Been eyeing these for a while too.

I love new sneakers. I love the feel of them, I love holding them, I love wearing them the first time and people noticing. And I love them when they're old and beat up too and you hang on to them because they worked so hard for you in the past. The pair that had me hooked were a pair of black Fila Runball's I had when I was eight or so. I loved those things--I wish I could find a picture.

I wish my feet weren't so wide. I stretch my Nikes out.

I'll finish this up with the greatest kicks ever:









Have a good day,

JS

22 March 2009

A Powerful Necessity

Every Sunday morning, Danielle and I have a routine--we wake up around 7, go to the supermarket (after having planned our week's meals Saturday night), come home and read the papers and eat breakfast and drink our coffee. Danielle usually winds up going back to sleep and I tinker around in the kitchen, straighten up the apartment, and catch up on the DVR (At The Movies, Reel Talk, Sports Reporters). Since I've decided to make blogging a serious part of my day and actually give people a reason to read my writing, I've decided this time would also be perfect to get in a mega-post, about whatever and ever, and call it something. The Sunday Review? That sucks. I'll think of something better in the future. Here we go:

-Danielle alerted me to this article in the Westchester section (I know it says it's from the NJ section) of today's Times:


It's not the best written article, but it's brings up some interesting facts about who exactly is using Facebook. And I've been complaining recently about how there seems to be a spike in the amount of "adults" who use FB, to which Danielle replies every time, "Joe, you're an adult, you idiot."

-There were two really good reviews in the Times Book Review today, and yes, the fact that they are two of my favorite authors did influence my opinion. Sue me.

First is the review of Tracy Daugherty's Hiding Man: A Biography of Donald Barthelme. Anybody who has read Barthelme would agree with me that his stories (and novels) are fascinating, intelligent, funny, and damn original, and so I'd expect nothing less from his personal life. I'll be picking this up for sure, and I'll let you know how it is.

Second is just big news. Huge news. I knew Mary Robison had a new book coming out soon, but I didn't know when, and because she's not a B&N wonder-child, lord knows they're not going to send me an e-mail reminder that I've "bought titles from her in the past" (even though I purchased every book in her catalog within ten minutes of finishing "Why Did I Ever," which you should read. Like, yesterday you should have read it). Well, the wait is over. "One D.O.A., One on the Way" is here. The review, written by the Lemony Snicket dude, is a good one, ending with:

"Mary Robison's work has always felt like a glorious amenity, but 'One D.O.A., One on the Way' is a powerful necessity."

Sounds like D.O.A. is quick read (166 pages) and written in the same super-short chapter style of "Why Did I Ever" (which you really, really should fucking read. Like now), so I'm pretty pumped for this. MR is a genius.

-On the iPhone front, things are good. Things are great, actually. Already loaded up with a bunch of apps--nothing too crazy yet, just catching up with the usual suspects like Weatherbug, Atomic Fart, I Can Has Cheezburger, Hockey News, Twitterrific, Pac-Man Lite, UrbanSpoon, Yelp, Facebook, AIM, Midomi, Google, and Vlingo. Twitterrific is definitely the best Twitter client so far (thanks again, Woost) although there's more I will try and even one I might pay for that's been getting good reviews--Tweetie.

In terms of the phone itself, I've been a little disappointed with the way that it just eats through the battery, but I knew that coming in. Also, could the camera be more barebones? Took this picture before:


That's a container of sliced red onions that I'm pickling. Very simple recipe--vinegar (I used white wine and apple cider), sugar, and two serrano chiles. Bring everything but the onions to a boil--make sure the sugar is dissolved and don't burn the vinegar--and pour it, still hot, over the onions, then stick the container in an ice bath. I won't touch them for at least a day or two, but they'll probably be best in a week. We'll use them on sandwiches, meat, chicken, fish, whatever. I love the little bounty of produce in the background that we picked up this morning.

Please feel free to hit me up on twitter or in the comments here with some more good apps. I'm only willing to pay if it's worth it. A couple of people have asked me what's going to happen to the Storm--Danielle's going to take it. We'll put her pink 8330 on ebay.

(And I'll follow it with the ebay app. Heh.)

That's all for now folks. I'm still working on The Soul of A Chef, and it's quiet here for the moment, so I'm going to take advantage. I'm going to do a sports post later today or tomorrow. Go Rangers. Tannenbaum, get Cutler.

And with that, the first edition of The Sunday Review is completed. Shit, now I kind of like that name.


Happy Sunday, kids.

JS

21 March 2009

VICTORY!



Running down to the Bronx, more on this later!

YES!

JS

20 March 2009

They Stop Selling It at 11:30pm, Otherwise I'd Have It Now

There is the potential for a major event to occur in the next twenty-four hours.

Ma-jor.

I can't give out too many details yet, but trust me, it's a biggie.

Stay tuned.


Trying to fall asleep to make the morning come faster,

JS

Obama's Response

The Onion's latest Tweet is just classic:


For the lames not on Twitter yet, it says:


That is the definition of humor right there.

Dealing with fuckery involving my Onkyo home theater. Newegg's gonna wind up with a foot up their ass real soon.


Bye kids.

JS

Gay-Rod?

Great article from LZ Granderson on espn.com right now:

Good looking + male athlete + photos = gay: Wrong

I've been an A-Rod supporter from day one (Granderson points out that he isn't), and I've always felt that there are a bunch of underlying issues influencing the media phenomenon that is Alexander Emanuel Rodriguez, one of which being the issue Granderson takes on.

A favorite snippet:

"It's funny how A-Rod often is criticized for letting his insecurities get the best of him, yet it quite often is his male detractors who let their insecurities get the best of them when talking about him."

Be sure to check out the Details article this is all stemming from, especially the picture slidshow.

As a Yankees fan, I really hope this time out of the spotlight (if it actually happens) settles A-Rod down. Because if he comes back and stinks it up with a finally-shored-up pitching staff in the new Yankee Stadium, he's going to be run out of town.


More soon.

JS

The Fam's Getting Famous

From cokemachineglow.com's review of Keelay & Zaire's "Ridin High":

"There’s a nice moment at the end of “Wake Up” where the beat drops out and Brian Francis spits an oblong, obtuse stretch of spoken word, showing the versatility of the production on display and its capacity for striking juxtaposition."

One day, I'm going to say I was in a hip hop group with this dude, and no one will believe me. Shit. Well, here's proof:





Gary Gabvando would be proud.

Check out Keelay & Zaire here.


More later.

JS

Mistake #1

I voted for Barack Obama for president. Like many who did, I was overjoyed when he won, not because he was 'my' guy, but because I truly felt, and still do, that he was the right man to get this country back on track.

Well, this morning, I'm pissed at him.

As you may or may not know--I didn't until this morning--President Obama made an appearance on Leno last night. Here's the video of the entire interview.

What you're looking for, the line that has everyone talking this morning, comes at about the 3:54 mark. President Obama remarks that he recently bowled a 129, to which Jay and the audience responds with psedo-sarcastic applause. Jay sarcastically says, "Oh no, that's very good, that's very good." And that's when Obama drops the bomb:

It was like the Special Olympics or something.

Wait, what?

Did he just...?

Yes, he did.

Now, I won't sit here and claim to have never misspoken--I've said things, told jokes, made wisecracks--many that were off-color. Anyone who knows me knows one of my favorite phrases is, "Oh, too soon!" usually in response to something I've said.

But I'm not the President of the United States of Fucking America.

Barry dropped the ball on this one, folks. Conservatives have a right to hammer him, and they will, because I'll tell you what--if that was W up there, saying something like that, on Leno during the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, there would be riots in the streets this morning. So we all need to sit back and drink the medicine for a few days, because this isn't going to go away quick.

And really--what the fuck is the sitting president doing on Leno anyway?

Mistake number one, Barack.

***

The only thing that saved this morning was the nice run Danielle and I took in the snow. Yup, snow. First day of spring and it was near-whiteout conditions when we got back. Gotta love it.

More later.

JS

19 March 2009

Random Electronics Update

-I've always wanted at least one piece of equipment from Bang & Olufsen. It's just one of those brands that I instantly associate with "American Psycho," every time I hear or see it, and for some reason, I feel like I'd get a certain amount of joy from showing it off to people when they came into my home*. Well, here's what I want. Yeah, you read it right--135,000 clams for that bitch. 103 inch though. Fucker adjusts automatically to your viewing level. And, oh yeah, it's Bang & fucking Olufsen**. Link courtesy of Gizmodo, through CE Pro.

-Next Thursday, AT&T will begin selling contract-free iPhones. 8gb will run you $600, 16gb--$700. These will still need to be jailbroken and sim-unlocked for use outside of the AT&T universe, of course. My response to this? Say it with me, folks:

May 22nd, 2010.

-Will most likely be picking this up tomorrow, unless Costco has something ridiculously cheap that I can't turn down. Found a sick deal on newegg that cannot be ignored.

Bye, kids.

JS

*The fact that I don't have a home, nor do I ever tend to show things off, nor do I have friends who would stand for such tomfoolery doesn't phase me at this point.

**I just imagined myself buttoning up a clear raincoat going, "PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER "THE SANTA CLAUSE" SERIES OF MOVIES AS POORLY CONCEIVED YULETIDE SILLYNESS, AIMED AT RAKING IN HOLIDAY CASH WHILE HAPHAZARDLY ATTEMPTING TO JUMP-START TIM ALLEN'S CAREER, WHILE IN REALITY, THE FIRST MOVIE IN THE SERIES, TITLED SIMPLY "THE SANTA CLAUSE," REMAINS A TESTAMENT TO HOW A CHILD'S JOY CAN OPEN THE EYES OF ADULTS AND REMINDS US ALL THAT SOMETIMES, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE IT, DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T EXIST! HEY PAUL! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!


This Time, Trade For The Right Guy

Mike Tannenbaum, please pay close attention to the following equation:





Plus






Equals:





Any questions?

Do the right thing here, dude. I'm sure we can convince Reggie Hodges to pick a new number.

JS

iBerry

Screenshot of the theme I just bought for my Storm. Pretty fucking sweet. It's from the fine folks at Elecite, and they have other crazy ones as well. You have to drop some dough to get it, but it's worth it.

Only downsides are:

-Depressed gel buttons still don't work right.
-Only get 20 slots for the screen swipe (which works really well), so you can't just put all your icons on the home folder and keep swiping.
-A bit of lag, but nothing too crazy.
-Weatherbug icon won't get the temp on the bottom.

I'm a happy man though. $7 bucks to hold me over until the infamous 5/22/2010.

I'll explain that date more later.

JS

From "The Condition of Art" by Joseph Conrad

"A work that aspires, however humbly, to the condition of art should carry its justification in every line. And art itself may be defined as a single-minded attempt to render the highest kind of justice to the visible universe, by bringing to light the truth, manifold and one, underlying its every aspect. It is an attempt to find in its forms, in its colors, in its light, in its shadows, in the aspects of matter and in the facts of life, what of each is fundamental, what is enduring and essential--their one illuminating and convincing quality--the very truth of their existence...(I)t is, before all, to make you see."

(Taken from the epigraph of "The Soul Of A Chef: The Journey Toward Perfection" by Michael Ruhlman)

18 March 2009

Food Porn

Food Porn is a growing trend, already discussed in depth by many people more knowledgeable than myself (see Anthony Bourdain). Today though, Gizmodo turned me on to a blog that takes it to a whole new level:


This is not just pictures of food. This is art.

Check out Gizmodo's coverage too for some interesting behind-the-scenes photos.

I'm already envisioning my dream kitchen with high-quality blown-up framed versions of these.

Has anyone been to Banh Mi So 1? I've got to check it out soon.

JS

An Introduction Part I

These new digs are the equivalent of a jump start. The LJ version of me wasn't getting it done, so maybe the Blogger version will.

Also, I grew to hate the ads.

I'm still in transition, still making the rounds, but the first step to being serious is acting serious, so here I go.

Catch me on twitter too.

Hit me up if you want to know more, want to read some of my work, want to yell, want to send me gifts that I will display on my shelf at home. Whatever.

More soon.

JS