Random Electronics Update

-I've always wanted at least one piece of equipment from Bang & Olufsen. It's just one of those brands that I instantly associate with "American Psycho," every time I hear or see it, and for some reason, I feel like I'd get a certain amount of joy from showing it off to people when they came into my home*. Well, here's what I want. Yeah, you read it right--135,000 clams for that bitch. 103 inch though. Fucker adjusts automatically to your viewing level. And, oh yeah, it's Bang & fucking Olufsen**. Link courtesy of Gizmodo, through CE Pro.

-Next Thursday, AT&T will begin selling contract-free iPhones. 8gb will run you $600, 16gb--$700. These will still need to be jailbroken and sim-unlocked for use outside of the AT&T universe, of course. My response to this? Say it with me, folks:

May 22nd, 2010.

-Will most likely be picking this up tomorrow, unless Costco has something ridiculously cheap that I can't turn down. Found a sick deal on newegg that cannot be ignored.

Bye, kids.

JS

*The fact that I don't have a home, nor do I ever tend to show things off, nor do I have friends who would stand for such tomfoolery doesn't phase me at this point.

**I just imagined myself buttoning up a clear raincoat going, "PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER "THE SANTA CLAUSE" SERIES OF MOVIES AS POORLY CONCEIVED YULETIDE SILLYNESS, AIMED AT RAKING IN HOLIDAY CASH WHILE HAPHAZARDLY ATTEMPTING TO JUMP-START TIM ALLEN'S CAREER, WHILE IN REALITY, THE FIRST MOVIE IN THE SERIES, TITLED SIMPLY "THE SANTA CLAUSE," REMAINS A TESTAMENT TO HOW A CHILD'S JOY CAN OPEN THE EYES OF ADULTS AND REMINDS US ALL THAT SOMETIMES, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE IT, DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T EXIST! HEY PAUL! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!