Artificial Night: December 2011

20 December 2011

Impossible Is Nothing

Table Tennis Clip Art. Of course it exists, dummy.

As 2012 approaches, so do the "Top ____ of 2011" lists. None of them will be as glorious as the one I'm about to comment on. I've watched this video way too many times already, and at first, I wasn't going to write anything, but then I started watching the video, and about a minute in, I was like, OK, I'm writing a blog post.

Then, after two minutes, I was like, no, this is just a Tumblr post, not a whole blog post.

And then I got the end and I had so many ideas and questions, I was like, I just have to.

Evidence Of The End Of Times

"Call off the apocalyptic predictions. The 200 blackbirds that fell from the sky in a small Arkansas town on New Years Day were targeted by someone with fireworks, experts say. The dead birds caused a stir because this is the second New Years in a row that their carcasses have littered the streets of Beebe, Arkansas. Last year, some 4,000 dead birds were found across town. However, this year investigators found fireworks near a roost. They believe someone deliberately spooked the birds into a frenzy, hoping they would drop from the sky."