A Conversation Re: Gene Wilder

Me: You became a fan of Gene Wilder on Facebook?

Danielle: Yeah, I love Gene Wilder, you know that.

Me: That's bullshit.

Danielle: It's true though. He's one of my all-time favorites.

Me: Name me one movie he's in besides Willy Wonka and Young Frankenstein.

Danielle: Oh, um--

Me: Yeah?

Danielle: *laughs* Well, I mean, those are my two favorites!

Me: They don't even have to be movies you like. Or have even seen. Just name me one other.

Danielle: That one--you know it.

Me: No, I don't.

Danielle: Shit--I forget the name right now.

Me: Exactly.

The End